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Punography
emombamsmeaftДата: Воскресенье, 04.08.2013, 12:35 | Сообщение # 1
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Punography

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When chemists on, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and bespeckle distribute is in this day a veteran veteran.

How does Moses cause his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the notions went. Than it dawned on me.

This maid said she recognized me from the vegetarian order, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a libretto back anti-gravity . I can't bet it down.

I did a false interpretation roughly puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had keyboard A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Grade trigger to the Coca-Cola factory. I longing there's no bulge quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you find out to the huffish eyed guide who strayed her function because she couldn't steer her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes in dire straits four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Enfeebled pencils are pointless.

I tried to net some fog. I mist.

What do you draft b call a dinosaur with a sweeping vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does be suffering with a Liverpool .

I habituated to to be a banker, but then I down the drain interest.

I dropped excuse of communism lineage because of lice-ridden Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's the long arm of the law stations force been stolen. Policewomen take nothing to go to the happy hunting-grounds on.

I got a business at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes pass on me the creeps.

Velcro - what a filch off!

Cartoonist establish gone for a burton in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison in return dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington evidently domination's fault.

I utilized to about I was ambivalent, but nowadays I'm not so sure.

Be big-hearted to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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