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Punography
FuttOptipttopДата: Воскресенье, 24.11.2013, 18:54 | Сообщение # 1
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Punography

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Did you hear almost the piqued eyed teacher who down the drain her trade because she couldn't subdue her pupils?

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it thump me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

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