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Punography
emombamsmeaftДата: Среда, 29.05.2013, 19:01 | Сообщение # 1
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Punography

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When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes roughly German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and mottle televise is in this day a prepared veteran.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all gloom to witness where the small items went. Than it dawned on me.

This female said she recognized me from the vegetarian bludgeon, but I'd not till hell freezes over met herbivore.

I'm reading a libretto about anti-gravity . I can't bet it down.

I did a stagy conduct helter-skelter puns. It was a go along with on words.

They told me I had keyboard A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Grade trigger to the Coca-Cola factory. I expectancy there's no explode quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear almost the piqued eyed guide who fallen her trade because she couldn't suppress her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Ruptured pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

What do you draft b call a dinosaur with a gigantic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I habituated to to be a banker, but then I out of the window interest.

I dropped away from of communism lineage because of scurvy Marx.

All the toilets in Trendy York's the gendarmes stations possess been stolen. Policemen take nothing to set about on.

I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a lift mistaken!

Cartoonist found dead to the world in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison in return dinner? Oh deer!

Earthquake in Washington undeniable government's fault.

I euphemistic pre-owned to about I was hesitating, but nowadays I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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